- Clegg: Maybe Hitler hand his shirt hanging out. I mean, the Nazi salute was a natural for pulling your shirt out, eh? All those big rallies. Everyone in the front chanting "Sieg heil, sieg heil!" and the people at the back thinking, "My God, he;s got his shirt hanging out."
- Nora Batty: I haven't spent forty years building up a relationship of not looking at one another for you to start now.
- Wally Batty: Where's the harm in looking at you?
- Nora Batty: Well, it's very unsettling. It's like having a piece of furniture coming alive.
- Wally Batty: A piece of furniture, that's what I am?
- Nora Batty: Yes. I wouldn't mind if you weren't so badly put together.
- Wally Batty: I don't believe this! I'm being held in this boozer against me will, which I must say amounts to a big improvement in me normal standard of living.
- Foggy: Yes, and talking of terrible things, Wally, we'd like to have a few words with you about Nora.