Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Promises (2006)

Terry Crews: Julius

Quotes 

• Narrator : My father and Michael didn't get along because whatever my father said, my uncle said the opposite.

  Julius : [When Julius and Michael are at a car dealership]  I like the Ford.

  Michael : I like the Chevy.

  Julius : [When Julius and Michael are at an art museum]  I wanna look at Picasso.

  Michael : I wanna look at Matisse.

  Julius : [When Julius and Michael are drinking beer]  Hmm. Tastes great!

  Michael : Less filling.

• Julius : [to Chris]  You all right?

  Chris : Yeah. I'm just having some problems at school.

  Narrator : You're president. What kind of problems could you have?

  Chris : I made some campaign promises that I can't deliver, so now they want to impeach me.

  Julius : That's what you get.

  Chris : What?

  Julius : How'd you like it if I said I was gonna do something for you and didn't do it?

  Chris : Okay, so then what should I do?

  Julius : I don't know. I didn't promise to tell you what to do, but you got yourself in this mess. Whatever happens, happens, but it's your responsibility.

  Narrator : My father didn't believe in making promises which was tough for him because they were free.

• Narrator : After talking to Greg, I imagined what my father would say to me.

  Julius : [to Chris]  So you just gonna quit, huh? All these people who made it possible for you to become the first black class president, and now you just gonna quit?

  Tuskegee Airman : Yeah. And what if we quit? Black people would never have become pilots.

  Aunt Jemima Chef : If I had quit, pancakes would taste like crap.

  Cream of Wheat Chef : If I had quit, Cream of Wheat would've been called "Cream of White!"

  Uncle Ben Chef : If I had quit, it would take hours to cook rice.