- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: What are you guys doing?
- Robin Cooper McGillis: Thinking of names for our new little bundle of joy.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Ah.
- Elizabeth Cooper McGillis: Is "Slick" a real name, or is that just a nick name?
- Casey Cooper McGillis: I've got two names!
- [putting her arms out]
- Casey Cooper McGillis: How about: Mario or Luigi?
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Ah, Casey, those are both Italian.
- Casey Cooper McGillis: No, they're Nintendo.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Well, I know he's in there.
- [getting down to Polly's belly and rubbing it]
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: You're in there, aren't you you little Dickens? When do they start to kick?
- Polly Cooper McGillis: When they have legs.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Oh.
- Elizabeth Cooper McGillis: Mom's pregnant.
- Robin Cooper McGillis: With a baby?
- Elizabeth Cooper McGillis: No, with a kangaroo.
- Robin Cooper McGillis: How could you do that to her?
- [talking to MacGillis]
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Do what?
- Robin Cooper McGillis: The woman's had three babies. Leave her alone!
- Polly Cooper McGillis: Well, we're about to find out.
- [speaking of whether she is pregnant of not, heading to the ringing kitchen phone]
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Seventeen twenty-four - I want to remember the exact moment this call came in.
- Polly Cooper McGillis: [answers the phone] Hello? Yes, this is she. Just a minute.
- [looks at them]
- Polly Cooper McGillis: Do we want to give money to the blind?
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: GET OFF THE PHONE!
- [slams it]