- The Phantom Limb: Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is best served cold. Precise and merciless.
- The Monarch: Yeah, yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup.
- [Phantom Limb crashes Monarch's wedding with troops, demanding Dr. Girlfriend back]
- The Monarch: OH! DICK MOVE!
- Henchman 21: [Waking up after partying in the Mighty Flying Cocoon] Oh God! I don't ever want to do that again!
- Henchman 24: [Feeling the same] God; he's gonna kill us when he gets back.
- Henchman 21: Oh, let him kill us. Death would be a sweet release from all of this.
- [Stands up]
- Henchman 21: Oh, fuck it! You do it! Just make sure when you do it that it isn't loud or near my head.
- Brock Samson: [Off scene, to Henchman 24] I got an idea, Chunk!
- [Camera pans to Brock and the Ventures in the jail cell]
- Brock Samson: You let me out of here and I'll kill ya.
- Henchman 21: Oh, my god. What did we do?
- Henchman 24: I thought I dreamed that part.