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(2008–2014)

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Pam: To Arlene's children: You make me so happy I never had any of you.

Eric Northman: No, c'mon Pam, they're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. 'Teacup humans'.

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Bill Compton: You're connected. He'll be able to sense your emotions.

Sookie Stackhouse: You big lying A-hole.

Eric Northman: Bill, you're right. I believe I can sense her emotions.

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Eric Northman: Perhaps I'll grow on you

Sookie Stackhouse: I'd prefer cancer

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Tara Thornton: [to Lafayette] Giving V to Jason Stackhouse is like givin' ho ho's to a diabetic!

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Godric: A human with me at the end. With human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised.

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Godric: [in Old Swedish] I'll be your father, brother, son

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Eric Northman: The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. If one such as he can be taken, than none of us is safe.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill Compton] I almost died last night... again!

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Eric Northman: [to Bill] We had a deal, your human and I. She will work for me as often as I like.

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Jessica Hamby: [tastes Tru Blood] It tastes like ass!

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Eric Northman: I've seen your website... it's very low rent.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill] I always thought as different as we are, some how we could still be together. And now I don't know.

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Jason Stackhouse: You're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light!

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Sookie Stackhouse: That's GRAN'S pie!

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Bill Compton: What are you?

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Sam Merlotte: [to Mary Ann] This is my bar! These are my people! This is my town!

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Duprez: Vampire priests?

Pam: Do you know nothing of our history?

Bill Compton: Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanity's most powerful institutions. And in the 1600's that was the Catholic Church. And today, as you all know, it's Google and Fox News.

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Maryann: [after smacking Karl upside the head] Nobody needed towels!

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Maryann: [to Sam] You better think twice before you threaten me ever again.

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Bill Compton: [to Eden] I am here to protect you. I am your friend. So you just invite me in and I can make everything stop.

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Sam Merlotte: [tp Mary Ann] I don't know what you're doing here. But these are people I care about and I will not stand by and watch you hurt any of them.

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Rev. Steve Newlin: We are forming an elite spiritual army.

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Sookie Stackhouse: [to Bill about Jessica's family] Please don't kill them!

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Sookie Stackhouse: You just killed my fairy godmother!

Eric Northman: *shrugs* sorry

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Tara Thornton: [to Sam] What is it with you and Mary Ann?

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