Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Incognito (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [a bullet flies through the window of the classroom] 

  Mr. Van Driessen : I hope that shot didn't come from in here! Earl, that shot didn't come from your gun by any chance, did it?

  Earl : Nice try, chump! I didn't shoot! Look, no powder burns! Run a ballistics check, I'm clean!

  Butt-head : He was aiming at us!

  Beavis : He didn't fire. Fire, fire, fire! Heh heh. Fire!

  Mr. Van Driessen : Now Earl, is brandishing a weapon any way to welcome visiting scholars from distant shores? I don't think so!

  Daria Morgendorffer : There's the kid!

  Earl : Hey punk, you shootin' at me?

  [Earl breaks the glass of the window and fires his gun out it] 

  Earl : Mr. Van Driessen don't like people firin' at him while he's diagrammin' photosynthesis!

  Mr. Van Driessen : Now, Earl.

  Earl : Aw, man.

  Mr. Van Driessen : Now you can get it back at the end of the term! Earl, the safety, put on the safety!

  [Earl drops the gun into Mr. Van Driessen's drawer] 

  Earl : I'm sorry, Mr. Van Driessen. I'm sorry!