- [a teenage boy has been brought into Resus, apparently having an epileptic fit. Maggie suspects that he may be faking]
- Maggie Coldwell: This is looking really bad. He's going to have to have a rectal drain inserted, Tess.
- Tess Bateman: Shall I give him anaesthetic?
- Maggie Coldwell: No, no. He's not going to need that because he's out of it.
- [Patient "recovers" very quickly]