Jack Black: Paul McCartney
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Quotes
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George Harrison : I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney : Well, you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up?
Ringo Starr : I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon : Jam it up your arse. You're lucky we still let you play drums!
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[Dewey meditating with the Maharishi and The Beatles]
The Maharishi : Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role.
Paul McCartney : We're nothing but... grains of sand.
Dewey Cox : That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
John Lennon : Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can...
[glares at the camera]
John Lennon : *imagine*.
Dewey Cox : What do you think, George Harrison of The Beatles?
George Harrison : I don't know. You know? I'm just trying to get more songs on the album.
Ringo Starr : And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation, I just like to have fun.
[holds up peace sign]
Dewey Cox : [laughs] I like the little one.
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Paul McCartney : [to John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!
John Lennon : Hey everyone! I've got a brand new mantra. Ommm Paul's a big fat cunt!
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Dewey Cox : But I have to say, I like your stuff. It's pretty good, and most of your records, I really enjoy.
Paul McCartney : Well, we're big fans of your records, too. We like to think that "Hard Day's Night" is our "Guilty As Charged".
John Lennon : [in a hard, Liverpool accent] Great record!
Paul McCartney : Excellent album! We learned a lot from ya.
John Lennon : Great record.
Theo : Well, we're real big fans of y'alls!
Dave : Huge fans! You guys are almost as good as The Monkees. You guys are great.
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George Harrison : [high on LSD with Dewey as a cartoon] Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey. I'd hate for this to turn into a bad trip.
Dewey Cox : [scary music plays] Uh-oh!
John Lennon , Paul McCartney : 'Uh-oh'?
George Harrison : What's that scary music?
Dewey Cox : I had an unhappy thought!
George Harrison : It's a bad trip.
Paul McCartney : Bad trip, bad trip!
Dewey Cox : [a machete walks up to him] Help! Trippy machete!
[the machete cuts him in half]
Dewey Cox : Aw, fuck me! I can see my large colon!
Dewey Cox : [wakes up frightened] Ahh! I guess I do got some demons!
George Harrison : You alright Cox?
Dewey Cox : [frightened] I don't know!
Ringo Starr : Do you want some more LSD?
Dewey Cox : [excited] Yeah, I think I do!
[laughs hysterically]
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Theo : Which one of y'all writes which song?
John Lennon : All the good ones are mine... He does the ones that are shit.
Paul McCartney : [laughing] Hilarious! "Number nine", really great.
John Lennon : "Yesterday"...
[Mumbling/singing/imitating Paul]
Paul McCartney : He writes the ones that are "Oh, there's no God, I'm a fucking asshole", and I write the ones that are beautiful and great, and he'll jump in with the "yeah, yeah, yeah"-
[Blows raspberry]
John Lennon : I write songs about peace and love, you write Sussudio.
Paul McCartney : [singing, imitating John] "Communism is the best, I'm a Commie"... that's his song.
George Harrison : Keep in mind, I wrote "Taxman".
