Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis? (2006)

Tom Owen: Tom

Quotes 

• Auntie Wainwright : In all my life I've never seen a more mangled, bent, twisted wreck,

  [to Smiler] 

  Auntie Wainwright : and for once I don't mean you.

  Smiler : Oh.

  Auntie Wainwright : I send you out with a perfectly good handcart...

  Smiler : Perfectly good! It's a bundle of firewood on wheels.

  Auntie Wainwright : It is now. Look at it. Have you ever seen anything in a more pathetic condition.

  Smiler : Nuh.

  Auntie Wainwright : It's a splintered, battered, mangled, twisted shambles...

  Tom : We need a new vehicle.

  Auntie Wainwright : Which only needs a touch of attention here and there to bring it back to showroom condition.