- Ed Deline: And tell Warren I don't want another Akron!
- Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez: Why, what happened in Akron?
- Ed Deline: Unprofessional conduct.
- Polly Nguyen: Mani, pedi, waxing, always busy. Then I meet Chul Ho. He have good job. Make part for spa no one else make, very rich, and he hung like donkey. He use finger special way. Not regular place, not back door. In between. It feel so good. You want me show you?
- Delinda: Polly, do you have a minute?
- Polly Nguyen: Sure! Oh, Delinda look nice, breast perky, men like. Me like, too, you know.
- Delinda: Actually, I have a man-related question for you. I heard you just moved in with a guy?
- Polly Nguyen: Oh, Chul Ho! Sam tell you how he use finger, find V-Spot?
- Delinda: No. I was just wondering, I mean, Danny and I are sort of thinking about living together and, are you guys glad you did?
- Polly Nguyen: Oh, happy like clam. Bearded clam! That joke. But living with Chul Ho make tired, too. You know, hide salami every minute, do you like that?
- Delinda: Well I don't know about every minute.
- Polly Nguyen: I get home now so Chul Ho do Abraham Lincoln. You know, I play slave, he free me, his favorite!