Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil (TV Series)

He's Not the Messiah, He's a DJ (2005)

Melissa Bardin Galsky: Becky

Quotes 

• Satan : Well, Lucy was actually at that club...

  Becky : At Armageddon?

  Satan : Yeah, flirting with the DJ.

  Becky : Your daughter?

  Satan : Uh-huh.

  Becky : The anti-christ?

  Satan : That's correct.

  Becky : Was at Armageddon, flirting with someone who may possibly be the second coming?

  Satan : Sounds crappy when you say it.

• Becky : Here- here's what we have... His name might be Jesus and he's very possibly a DJ who works nightclubs, weddings, bar mitzvahs, proms, that kind of thing. Somewhere in California...

  Satan : Well, you should run the computer model again because...

  Becky : I agree!

  Satan : That's unlikely that it's another Jesus. That's impossible.

• Becky : I'm just saying, I'll feel a lot better when you know for sure that the Special Fathers are dead.

  Satan : Okay, Grandma! I'll let you know when they float to the surface!