- Mr. Akashi: Breaking the honor code is one of the highest violations at Sariaski Junior High, Mr. Iwamoto.
- Mr. Iwamoto: Yes. And from the way that boy acted at Yusuke's wake, he's clearly a punk who can't resist a fight. This way we can expel him permanently.
- Mr. Akashi: I don't know which boost to the school's reputation I like best: kicking out Kuwabara or having Yusuke die on his own.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [as the teachers chuckle] I always said those teachers were out to get me. I'm surprised they didn't run me over themselves.
- Botan: Those guys could use a good kick in the rear.
- Mr. Akashi: [Mr. Akashi looks over Kuwabara's test paper] Ah! This can't be right! That garbage brain actually scored more than fifty points. If that brat had only missed one more question... Now he's thrown the whole plan into the sewer.
- Mr. Takanaka: Find something funny, Mr. Akashi?
- Mr. Akashi: Uh, did you see that, Mr. Takanaka? That hoodlum nearly wrang my neck.
- Mr. Takanaka: Yes. And I think if someone had corrupted my answer sheet the way you and Mr. Iwamoto did to that boy, I would have wrung your neck, too.
- Mr. Akashi: But wait! I don't know what you mean!
- Mr. Takanaka: I'm sure that know how precious the honor system is at this junior high so I'd appreciate it greatly if you didn't lie to my face. Now - you're going to correct that score immediately!
- Mr. Akashi: Of course!