- [first lines]
- [Hardy and Lippy are floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean]
- Hardy Har Har: Oh dear, oh my. We'll never see land again, Lippy.
- Lippy the Lion: Aw shucks, Hardy, stop your worry-wartin'. Hey! There's an island dead ahead!
- Hardy Har Har: Aw, it's probably infested with hostile natives. Oh dear, oh my.
- [after landing on a desert isle, Lippy and Hardy stumble upon a pirate captain burying a treasure chest]
- Lippy the Lion: Ditchdigger, what's the name of this town?
- Pirate Captain: Shiver me timbers! You went and done it!
- Lippy the Lion: Went and done what?
- Hardy Har Har: Something awful. I just know it.
- Pirate Captain: You saw me bury my treasure and you know the old sayin'... .
- Lippy the Lion: A stitch in time saves nine?
- Hardy Har Har: Trouble comes in pairs?
- Pirate Captain: No! Dead men tell no tales and I'll see to that!
- [last lines]
- [after blowing up Lippy's raft and his own ship with cannon fire, the pirate captain forces Lippy and Hardy to become his personal life raft]
- Pirate Captain: It's six days to land so keep sailin' a straight course, you swabs!
- Hardy Har Har: Aye-aye, sir!
- Pirate Captain: I just know I'm going to develop barnacles. Oh dear, oh my.
- [the pirate captains shots at Lippy and Hardy as they flee]
- Hardy Har Har: Oh dear, oh my.
- Lippy the Lion: For once I agree with you, Hardy!
- [the pirate captain's parrot continually reveals Lippy and Hardy's hiding places on the ship]
- Hardy Har Har: Polly want a cracker?
- Parrot: Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker!
- Hardy Har Har: Here, catch!
- [Lippy tosses a firecracker to the parrot which explodes,]
- Parrot: Me and my big fat mouth.