Family Matters (TV Series)
Cousin Urkel (1990)
Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow
Quotes
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Laura : So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around?
Myrtle Urkel : Oh, just two weeks. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me.
Rachel Crawford : Sort of an Urkel Exchange Program?
Myrtle Urkel : Exactly, honey!
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[Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]
Laura Lee Winslow : It was just a little practical joke.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Well it wasn't funny. How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant?
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[Steve has just fallen off the tree and onto the Coopers' pet Doberman, Damien. Carl enters her room with Eddie, who is struggling to stifle his laughter.]
Carl Otis Winslow : Laura, what's going on in here?
Laura Lee Winslow : Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. He woke me up too.
Carl Otis Winslow : That boy is Looney Tunes. Well if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish.