The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Miniature Golf (2007)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• Tiffany : Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.

  Chelsea : Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?

  Tiffany : Well... yeah!

  Chelsea : And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yikes.

  London Tipton : Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Double yikes!

  Tiffany : [to London]  Well, at least my daddy's not an innkeeper!

  London Tipton : [gasps]  How dare you!

  [spills her drink on Tiffany's dress] 

  London Tipton : Oops.

  Tiffany : Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?

  London Tipton : Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?

  Tiffany : [puts a pie on London's head]  Oops.

  London Tipton : I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding?

  [Hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie] 

  Chelsea : Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face.

  [Hits Tiffany in the face with a pie] 

  Tiffany : That better be low-fat!

  Chelsea : Well, let's ask London.

  [Hits London in the face with a pie] 

  Tiffany , London Tipton : [hits Chelsea in the face with another pie]  Oops.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : All right, I'll just be going, then!

• Mr. Moseby : Thought your shift was over, Madeline?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : It is, but I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.

  Mr. Moseby : Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!

  Chelsea : [to the girls in the book club]  Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.

  London Tipton : It's about time.

  [Opens her book] 

  London Tipton : Can we talk about Paris?

  [Closes her book] 

  London Tipton : Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : They're not even discussing the book!

  Mr. Moseby : And you're surprised because?

• London Tipton : Girls, let's turn to real issues... what do you think of my hair?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : I'm horrified!

  Mr. Moseby : I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Did any of you even read the book?

  Tiffany : Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!

  Chelsea : Oooh, he's cute!

  Tiffany : I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison for me!