- Otis Campbell: [to the imaginary "pink elephant in his cell] Alright, big fella. I said you can stay, but not on the bed! NOT ON THE BED! Shoo!
- Barney Fife: [Barney and Andy are pretending that Otis has died in front of a locked up Otis] Why did I let him to take up driving? Why?
- Andy Taylor: You mustn't blame yourself! You tried to warn him.
- Otis Campbell: [crying] If only I had the chance. If only I realized!
- [Otis blubbers a sob]
- Barney Fife: [voice breaking] He was a good man, Andy. A good man. He never hurt anybody.
- Otis Campbell: [sobbing] No.
- Barney Fife: He never said a mean thing.
- Otis Campbell: Never!
- Barney Fife: [starting to cry] He was so full of life. He loved life...
- [Otis sobs. Barney's emotions break forth]
- Barney Fife: [crying] And he Wanted To LIVE!
- [Barney runs to the other room, sobbing. Andy follows after him to comfort him. Otis tearfully looks on]
- Andy Taylor: Don't try to hold it back! Just let it all out of your system.
- Otis Campbell: [He thinks he's dead] It's true! It's true! I'm up there! And they're down there... Why am I down there?