- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Convinced that he is dying, The Skipper asks Gilligan to bring him his sea chest. Gilligan does, setting it down next to him] Gilligan, it's on my fingers.
- Gilligan: [Gilligan moves the chest and opens it, hitting the Skipper with the lid] Wow! Look at all this junk!
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Junk? My life is in that chest!
- Gilligan: A bottle cap?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Wistfully] Singapore, 1946, the first bottle of beer I ever opened with my teeth.
- Gilligan: Why'd you do that?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: I didn't want to, but some guy hit me in the mouth with the bottle. You can have it.
- Gilligan: [Shows the Skipper a large spider in his hand] What does this remind you of?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Nothing. It must've just crawled in there.
- [Gilligan quickly throws it away.]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [a flash happens outside the hut the Skipper is in] Fire! Fire!
- [In comes Gilligan dressed as Watubi with Mary Ann and Ginger as his assistants]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Watubi! I didn't think you were gonna make it!
- Gilligan: [Out of character] Neither did I.
- [Ginger and Mary Ann nudge him, goes into character]
- Gilligan: Watubi here to lift Curse of Kona!
- [Smacks the Skipper on his stomach with his wand]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [after Gilligan, Mary Ann, and Ginger talk out of character amongst one another] Watubi, what is it? What's the matter?
- Gilligan: [Out of character] We forgot our lines.
- [Ginger and Mary Ann nudge him again, back in character]
- Gilligan: Nothing my son.
- [Smacks him on the stomach again with his wand]
- Thurston Howell III: [to the Skipper] You're looking very chipper for someone who's cracked his little head wide open.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Have you seen the bruise on that man's head?
- Thurston Howell III: Have you seen the bruise on that tree? Someone should call Smokey the Bear!
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [Gilligan & The Professor are digging a hole to bury the statue of Kona] There. That should be deep enough.
- Gilligan: Make it a little deeper, Professor. I want to put him down so deep he'll get the bends.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Gilligan, that statue is not getting out of this hole.
- Gilligan: Please make it a little deeper.
- [the professor digs for a bit more, then puts the statue in the hole]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [the Skipper comes along and falls into the hole. He sees what's in the hole with him, jumps out and runs away] Aaah! Kona!
- Gilligan: Hey Skipper! Watch out for that
- [sharp cracking sound]
- Gilligan: tree.