- Wesley: I'm not buying. Our Edie does all that.
- Auntie: I'm not selling; calm yourself, man. Can't stand grown men going to pieces.
- Wesley: Not selling! Is this some kind of trick?
- Auntie: I want to hire you for a few hours, you and your Land Rover. I'm negotiating with this farmer. Ooh, terrible, mean, hard old person.
- Wesley: Well, that'll be duel worth seeing.
- Auntie: All right, if it's going to be classed as entertainment, you'll not be wanting a fee.
- Wesley: Just pay me for the diesel.
- Auntie: Terrible dear stuff, that diesel.
- Wesley: Forget it!
- Auntie: All right. I know when I'm beaten.
- Roz: D'you know, I don't think I've been this deep in country since a Mr Birkenshaw.
- Pearl: Mmm, well, expect it all looks very different when you're on your feet.
- Roz: He invited me to go birdwatching.
- Pearl: You didn't fall for that one, did you?
- Roz: I did! And then it turned out he really meant birdwatching.