- Guy in Movie: You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage...2!
- Garfield: [seeing Al G. Swindler appear again, dressed as a mechanic] Either that's the same guy or our budget for new actors is in a lot of trouble.
- Jon Arbuckle: Hi, I'd like to open a membership here so I can rent some movies.
- Clerk: [the clerk pulls out a pen and several papers] Fine, just a few minor forms to fill out, sir. I'll need to see your driver's license...
- Jon Arbuckle: [Jon takes his out driver's license from his wallet] Got it right here.
- Clerk: Two major credit cards...
- Jon Arbuckle: [Jon takes out two credit cards] Two major credit cards.
- Clerk: And a picture ID...
- Jon Arbuckle: [Jon takes out his picture ID] A picture ID.
- Clerk: And three references from neighbors...
- Jon Arbuckle: [Jon takes out the three references] Three references from neighbors.
- Clerk: [Much later] A letter from your third grade teacher...
- Jon Arbuckle: Here it is.
- Clerk: Photo of you in a zebra costume...
- Jon Arbuckle: Here you go.
- Clerk: Klopman Diamond...
- Jon Arbuckle: Here! When can I rent a tape?
- Clerk: Right now. Here's your rental card.
- Garfield: You shouldn't have sold the car.
- Jon Arbuckle: I know, Garfield. You're thinking I shouldn't have sold the car.
- Garfield: The kid is psychic.
- [after Jon gets his car back]
- Garfield: I owe you an "I told you so" and you owe me lunch.
- Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, you owe me an "I told you so" and I owe you lunch.