Psych (TV Series)

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece (2006)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

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• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [Shawn has called Gus out of work by saying his "cat" is in the hospital]  So now I have a cat?

  Shawn Spencer : An orange tabby. Last Christmas you made her a tiny Santa hat - it was adorable.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Fantastic - I can't even have a make-believe boy cat.

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Pickles?

  Shawn Spencer : Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah well, in a related issue, I'm blocking your number on all the phones in the office.

• Gus : I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!

  Shawn Spencer : What, you mean like, an impersonator?

  Gus : No, I think it was *actually* Patrick Swayze!

• Shawn Spencer : I made a list of suspects after attending Lassiter's briefing.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : He lets you into his briefing?

  Shawn Spencer : He does when you're in the air shaft.

• Shawn Spencer : Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! She's running? In those heels? Really?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : We have to chase her, too?

  Shawn Spencer : We have no evidence except for that ring!

• Shawn Spencer : Gus here is a safe expert. Yes, he subscribes to the safe cracker... safe cracking... comic book.

  Gus : It's an online magazine. And it's a trade publication.

• [Shawn is talking about a fake girl cat he made up as an excuse to get Gus out of the office] 

  Gus : Great. I can't even have an imaginary boy cat.

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my needs nearly as well. Next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.

  Gus : "Pickles?"

  Shawn Spencer : Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

• Shawn Spencer : [while in Lassiter's room]  Are you gonna have some cookies?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : NO!

  Shawn Spencer : Do you wanna finish my banana?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I wanna leave!

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : We have less than twelve hours to crack the case, and you're throwing a kegger in a police officer's room!