- Boabby: [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman] Oh, here they come. Abbott and Costello. You're putting the beef on, Jack.
- Jack Jarvis: Aye, that's right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich.
- Victor McDade: [to Jack and Winston] Consider this, you're warm noo, but how's it gonnae be in a wee stony jail cell, with nothing to heat ye up... but a hot boabie RIGHT up your arse!