- [Jon's phone rings several times. His answering machine picks up the call. The following recording plays on the answering machine, over Jon's *horrible* singing in the shower]
- [phone beeps]
- Jon: [clears throat] Hello, this is Jon Arbuckle - Garfield, stop doing that! Uhh... um, I can't come to the...
- [Odie whimpers]
- Jon: No, take Odie out of there! Umm, can't... come to the phone right now. Leave your message.
- [shouts]
- Jon: Garfi...
- [answering machine beeps]
- Jon: [singing off-key] Beautiful Heather, you are the one./Go out with me and we'll have lots of fun./Travel to Paris, London or Rome,/If I can somehow leave my orange cat at home.
- Garfield: [hearing Jon sing in the shower] People who sing in the shower should be dragged into the street and shot. Nope, too good for him.