- Ronnie Corbett: [in his regular 'monologue from the chair' segment] Any blame for the joke I'm going to tell tonight must rest squarely on the shoulders of my agent, Seamus el-Bloomstein, of Stonehill Mansions. A man of somewhat mixed parentage: he is actually part Muslim, part Hebrew and part Catholic. Three times a day he kneels towards Mecca and sings 'Oy vey Maria'.