- The Kerbys play a joke on Cosmo by making him believe he's won $800,000 playing the Irish Sweepstakes.
- As Cosmo is getting set to count the payroll for the Hercules Corp., Marion and George waltz in with suggestions that they take some of the money to the horse races and win big. They disappear as Mr. Schuyler walks in. He is upset at seeing Topper with the racing forms and all that cash, that he quickly repacks the valise with the bill bundles and disappears. Once outside the office, he hears the horse race being called on a radio broadcast. Later, as Cosmo picks up a paper at the newsstand, Marion and George surreptitiously place a bunch of turkey raffle tickets in his hat band. When he returns to the office, Mr. Schuyler is again upset to see Topper sporting evidence of gambling. He is critical again. George and Marion think Mr. Schuyler's treatment of Topper is unreasonable. They feel that Topper would have more courage if he had a little more money to back his confidence. Together, they place a call to Cosmo telling him that he has won $800,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes. They then tell Topper that he should have Mr. Schuyler apologize to him. He calls Schuyler in, makes him sits down, and then quits his job. Marion and George are now worried what Topper will do thinking he has so much money. At the house, Topper and Henrietta return from a shopping trip. She is wearing a new fur coat and a diamond necklace. The IRS man is at the door a short time later. He indicates that there will be sizable taxes due on the prize. Any winnings above $300,000 are taxed at 92%. He claims he'll do his best to keep Topper out of the poor house. Next, a woman claiming to be his wife from a marriage 26 years ago appears with her twin sons named Cosmo and Osmoc. Mr. Schuyler has also arrived hoping that Topper will reconsider his resignation. Cosmo is so wrought up over everything, he wishes he had never won. George and Marion insist they can make it go away. The pair close their eyes and pretend to concentrate. "We did it. You never won." Seeing the newspaper report that his win was an error, the IRS man and the false wife head out. Topper accepts his old position back.—Garon Smith
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