Tina Nguyen: Excuse me, Mr. Slime Monster, Sir...
Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: What do you want?
Tina Nguyen: Well, I just want to tell you that... no one's laughing at you!
Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: I'm sure somebody's laughing SOMEWHERE!
Jamal Jenkins: Now, why would somebody laugh?
Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: Just look at me. I'm twisted. And gooey. And purple. I'm... HIDEOUS!
Gaby Fernandez: I don't think so!
[to camera]
Gaby Fernandez: Hey. I'm trying to save my life here. You know what I'm sayin'?
Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: You really don't think I'm that hideous?
Gaby Fernandez: Really! Purple's my favorite color!
Gooey Gus the Slime Monster: It's not easy being purple. People call me all kinds of nasty names. Mr. Eggplant. Errr... Grapeboy! And worst of all, they always confuse me with that doofy dinosaur! Oh, I feel SO bad!
Jamal Jenkins: That's okay, Slimy.