- [during his patrol of the city]
- Spider-Man: Ho hum, nothing doing tonight, guess I can safely turn back and do some homework for a change.
- [first sighting of Skyboy]
- Spider-Man: Hey, what's that? Holy flying catfish! Another superhero... or I'm a hallucinating webhead!
- [while chasing Skyboy]
- Spider-Man: Great Golly-wockles! He can really fly! I wonder who he is. I don't recognize the costume at all. Hey you! What's the big idea of butting in on my turf!
- [after seeing the first photo of Skyboy on the front page of the Evening Star]
- J. Jonah Jameson: Look at that, the biggest story of the year and we're scooped by the Evening Star! Well, Parker, what've you got to say for yourself? Any excuse?
- Peter Parker: Golly Mr. Jameson, I... well, gee-whiz.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I thought so. Goofing off, again. I just don't know, Parker. Why do I keep you on my payroll?
- Peter Parker: But, I ...
- J. Jonah Jameson: Enough! Get out there and get a picture of this mysterious new superhero battling Spider-Man, and don't let me see your face again until you do! Now, get out!
- [upon capturing both Spidey and Skyboy]
- Dr. Zap: So, my little trap has netted two birds instead of one. How nice of you to drop in.
- Spider-Man: Save the compliments. I didn't quite get the name on the invitation, but you must be ...
- Dr. Zap: Dr. Zap, at your service.
- [emits electricity by clapping his hands together]
- Spider-Man: Hey, that's quite a trick, Doc, but I'd hate to have your electric bill. Now, how's about showing us the way out before I feed you a jaw full of fist!
- [after rescuing Skyboy and his father]
- Jan Caldwell: Gee, Spidey, I sure misjudged you. If it hadn't been for you, we'd be ? well ...
- Spider-Man: Gosh, forget it, kid, my pleasure; but no more Skyboy stuff from now on, okay? One costumed crimefighter is plenty for this town.
- Dr. Zap: I have told you over and over that I must have the secret of your mysterious invention that cancels the force of gravity. It was for that reason that I have made my headquarters here, in this cave. For that reason, I zapped you up from the banquet with my controlled electro-bolt and brought you here. I must have your invention! Those fools at the institute - they said I was a madman, a fool, a charlatan. I will show them all that I, Dr. Zap, am the greatest scientist the world has ever known! I will make myself the master of every secret invention on Earth! Then I, Zap, will rule it supremely!
- Narrator: As the two costumed aerialists engage they have an unexpected audience. It's Jerry Muldoon of the Evening Star Peter's photographer rival on the city's other big newspaper.
- Jerry Muldoon: Wow what a scoop! Two superheroes in a flying dog fight. Wonder who the new guy is in the red tights is? Looks like a kid. Well here goes but I scooped that nosy no good nogoodnik Peter Parker this time.