- Grandpa Max: Here, Ben. Try this on your foot. It gets rid of all kinds of fungus.
- Ben Tennyson: [reading] "Athlete's foot powder?" Well, I AM an athlete.
- Gwen Tennyson: More like an athletic supporter, if you ask me.
- Fungal Brain: You're not going anywhere.
- Wildvine: Did you hear that?
- Grandpa Max: Hear what?
- Fungal Brain: I communicate with all vegetation on a telepathic level.
- Fungal Brain: Struggle as you may, you can not stop me. Soon I will consume every living creature on this planet.
- Wildvine: Well, you're not starting with us!
- Fungal Brain: Surely as a plant you must understand the wisdom of sharing a single intelligence.
- Wildvine: I'm not good at sharing ANYTHING! Just ask my cousin.
- Fungal Brain: Resistance is futile, for even if you destroy me, you can not possibly destroy the billions of my spores I am about to release into your atmosphere.