Takin' Over the Asylum (TV Mini Series)

Let It Be (1994)

David Tennant: Campbell

Quotes 

• Campbell : Okay, how about this one? A group of loonies go on a day trip, and on the way back, they stop at a pub for a drink.

  Eddie : I think that's enough, Campbell, eh?

  Campbell : One of the loonies comes running up to the nurse saying, "Nurse, nurse, that barmaid smiled at me." So the nurse says, "Well, smile back." So the loony goes away, but he's back 5 minutes later saying, "Nurse, nurse, that barmaid winked at me." So the nurse says, "Well, wink back." So he's away again, but he's back 10 minutes later saying, "Nurse, nurse, that barmaid, she showed me her bosoms." So the nurse says, "Well, show her your nuts." So he's away again, straight up to the barmaid and goes...

  Campbell : [Screams] 

  Campbell : Do you not get it? The nurse says, "Show her your nuts," and he does.

  Campbell : [laughs]