The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Hurricane Doug (1999)

Wayne Robson: Mike Hamar

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• Mike Hamar : [Displays a drive-in speaker at a 1950s memorabilia auction]  As you can see, gentlemen, this is an authentic drive-in movie speaker. It dates all the way back to the '50s.

  Red Green : Where'd you get that?

  Mike Hamar : At the Possum Lake Drive-In Theatre.

  Red Green : You got that in the '50s?

  Mike Hamar : No, I got it on Saturday night. But it is old and there was a movie from the '50s playing there at the time: "The Ten Commandments".

  Red Green : I guess you left before they got to "Thou shalt not steal."

  Mike Hamar : Look, I know we all like to kid about my criminal records, but, Mr. Green, I'm actually a little hurt. I did not steal this speaker! I just had to leave in a hurry and I forgot it was still stuck in the window. Honest!

  Red Green : What was the big rush?

  Mike Hamar : The car's owner was coming back from the snack bar.