- Thurgood Stubbs: I don't believe it! She conned me! She conned! She conned! She chaka-con, she chaka-con, she chaka-co-onned me!
- Muriel Stubbs: I feel for you.
- Mrs. Avery: [after Muriel lies about Thurgood's death in order to get her to leave the apartment so Thurgood can spray for roaches] Hot Diggety! Ha! I'm gonna party like it's 1939! I got to find me a way to celebrate!
- [leaves the appartment]
- Thurgood Stubbs: Halle-Berry-jujah!
- [sneaks in]
- [Thurgood speaks as sweetly as he can]
- Thurgood Stubbs: Oh, Mrs. Avery! I've got a surprise for you!
- Mrs. Avery: [sing-song through the door] Better stop singing or I'll pump you full of lead!