Coach (TV Series)
Born Luther (1992)
Jerry Van Dyke: Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam
Quotes
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Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam : Columbus could have found America in a canoe.
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Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam : I don't know what I was thinkin'. I'm a second banana. I don't deserve any glory, Hayden.
Coach Hayden Fox : Well, what about all those other second bananas you were talking about?
Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam : Losers! They're all losers.
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Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam : Oh come on, Hayden, Juan de la Cosa, only the greatest first mate in the history of mankind. Or I suppose you thought Columbus sailed all three ships by himself.
Coach Hayden Fox : Oh well obviously he had help.
Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam : Oh yeah, big shot Columbus took all the credit.