- Red Green: [singing] Oh, have you ever had a dream you were falling?
- Harold Green: [singing] Falling.
- Red Green: [singing] Well, chances are you weren't really falling.
- Harold Green: [singing] Falling.
- Red Green: [singing] Unless you fell asleep skydiving.
- Harold Green: [singing] Skydiving.
- Red Green: [singing] And that's not really recommended.
- Harold Green: [singing] If you read the instructions, you'd know that.
- Harold Green: I think you should convert the ice cream store into a yogurt shop, because yogurt is good for ya.
- Red Green: [in a slightly cocky tone] Well, I don't LIKE things that are good for me, Harold.
- Harold Green: [in a slightly eager, self-righteous tone] Well, I do - - I LOVE things that are good for me. I ONLY do things that are good for me. I ALWAYS do things that are good for me.
- Red Green: Well, then, stop talking.
- Harold Green: [humbly] Okay.