The Red Green Show (TV Series)

The Vertical Grandstand (1995)

Steve Smith: Red Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : I graduated at age 20.

  Harold Green : I didn't know you went past high school, Uncle Red.

  Red Green : Sure, I did, Harold - - I went past the high school on the way to the Lodge!

• Red Green : [birds chirping, loon calling]  Women enjoy good entertainment. Men prefer good seats.

  [sounds of porch swing creaking, bottle cap popping and beer bubblingly pouring, man sighing lazily]