- Red Green: [birds chirping, loon calling] Women lament lost love. Men lament lost pets.
- [the sound of a dog whimpering and a man crying]
- Red Green: A dog won't steal your car.
- Harold Green: Except for that dog Moose Thompson had.
- Red Green: Yeah, but that was Moose's own fault. Those Cocker Spaniels are smart, and teaching it to go fetch the car keys, it was only a matter of time before the dog put two and two together.