The Red Green Show (TV Series)

The Spawning Grounds (1993)

Steve Smith: Red Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : Now, I know a lot of you teenagers don't like to hear advice, but communication is an important part of life. And besides, who cares what *you* think?

• Red Green : [singing]  This was my granddaddy's farm / A hundred years ago / He won it in a card game / Everyone else had the sense to fold / The ground's as hard as really, really hard material / The water tastes like eggs / But luckily, the government stepped in / And paid him not to grow stuff which was more or less his specialty.