The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Maple Syrup (1993)

Patrick McKenna: Harold Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : If you had been adopted, Harold, then of course, you wouldn't be my nephew, and I wouldn't have had to give you this job.

  Harold Green : Yeah, but I don't think anybody would adopt me at this advanced development stage that I'm in.

  Red Green : Well, okay, then, we could do the Moses thing. We could duct-tape you into a kayak and float you down the Nile.

  Harold Green : Ha! Yeah! Now I KNOW you're just kidding, because there's no boats around this lodge that can float THAT far.