- Oliver Oken: I think I'm in love.
- [picks up a sandwich]
- Oliver Oken: You're wearing avocado aren't you, do you know what that does to me.
- Miley Stewart: What's wrong with you boy?
- Oliver Oken: It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.
- Miley Stewart: I have to have these shoes!
- Oliver Oken: Why?
- Miley Stewart: They are shoes, I am a girl, do the math