Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (TV Series)

Trail of the Missing Tails (1993)

Long John Baldry: Dr. Robotnik

Quotes 

• Dr. Robotnik : My dear Sonic, if I'd known you were coming, I'd have poisoned a cake.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Never mind the cheesy jokes, Robumnik! What have you done with Tails?

  Dr. Robotnik : Tails?

  Coconuts , Scratch , Grounder : Tails?

  Dr. Robotnik : [to his minions]  Quickly, you fools. Sneak down and grab him. I'll keep him occupied.

  [to Sonic] 

  Dr. Robotnik : To be truthful, you horrible hedgehog, I have no idea where your feckless friend is.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : And why should I believe you?

  Dr. Robotnik : Use your spiky head! If I'd had captured your companion, I'd be torturing him right now.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : But if you didn't take him, where'd he go?

  Dr. Robotnik : Perhaps he left of his own accord. Did you two have a... falling out recently?

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, maybe, I guess, but... I never, I mean, I didn't mean to...

  [Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts sneak up on Sonic, but Sonic moves aside just as the robots all lunge at him] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Oh, where are you, Tails? If you've run away because of me, I'll never forgive myself. I gotta find him and fast!

• Dr. Robotnik : Badniks!

  [Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts appear] 

  Scratch , Grounder , Coconuts : Yes, your evil excellence.

  Dr. Robotnik : This could be the chance I've been waiting for. While that hedgehog hunts for his help mate, we shall be hunting the hedgehog. He'll be too distracted to look out for us, and when he least expects it... wham!

  Coconuts : Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hoo hoo hoo! Sonic soufflé!

  Dr. Robotnik : Exactly! I'll be rid of that hedgehog forever!

• Dr. Robotnik : [about Sonic]  Ahhh, there he goes!

  Scratch : Where's he going?

  Dr. Robotnik : Who cares where he's going? The point is, he's distracted. Off his guard. Easy to capture.

  [as Robotnik talks, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts start fighting each other] 

  Dr. Robotnik : Even for you three.

  [kicks the three robots out of his Egg-O-Matic] 

  Dr. Robotnik : Now get that hedgehog! And don't fail me this time!

• Dr. Robotnik : [about Sonic]  How could you idiots have lost him already?

  Scratch : We don't know.

  Grounder : When we came in, the hedgehog was gone.

  Scratch , Grounder : [points to each other]  It's his fault!

  Dr. Robotnik : [facepalms]  Grrrrrrr!

  [Coconuts leans on a fake rock, which tilts over, revealing a strange light coming from behind] 

  Coconuts : Your supremeness! Over here! Look! Look!

  [Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder approach the light] 

  Scratch : What is it, Dr. Robotnik?

  [the strange light is revealed to be coming from a trash can] 

  Dr. Robotnik : It's a dimensional tunnel.

  [looks inside the trash can] 

  Dr. Robotnik : And if I'm not mistaken, which I never am...

  [something inside the trash can bites Robotnik] 

  Dr. Robotnik : Ooooh!

  [comes out of the trash can with a fish on his nose] 

  Dr. Robotnik : My crazy cousin, Dr. Warpnik, is behind this!

• Sonic the Hedgehog : [bored from Warpnik's story]  Oh, get on with it, will you? I still gotta scorch your scales and rescue Tails.

  Dr. Warpnik : Quiet!

  [puts away his fish] 

  Dr. Warpnik : You're not going anywhere! You're my prisoner! And when my cousin, Robotnik, follows you in here, I'll...

  Dr. Robotnik : You'll WHAT?

  [appears at the entrance with Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts] 

  Dr. Robotnik : I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!

  [Robotnik enters the Warp of Confusion and Warpnik confronts him] 

  Dr. Warpnik : No! It is I who will be rid of you, you egg-sucking eccentric!