Plot

A letter from Doug's school arrives addressed to his parents. He gets worried that it is his failing math grade report and tries to find out what is inside the letter. /It's the day of the big football game against Bloatsburg and Doug is snared by Coach Spitz who mistakenly believes Doug possesses a "golden toe" for kicking.

Doug's Math Problem - Doug goes crazy when he receives a school notice. He tries to open it without evidence that he did before his parents do. After a wild disaster, Doug confesses and his parents aren't angry. Doug is also happy that Patty will tutor him in math.

Doug's Big Feat - Doug is chosen for the football team, but gets ultra nervous when Percy Femur (Roger's bully from Doug Saves Roger) is the star player on the opposing team. Percy is big and strong, but he winds up having one fault and Doug becomes the first player to ever score against this team (even though his own team loses big)