Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Super Bowl (2003)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• [Shake buys Meatwad a moped to get him to take him to the Superbowl] 

  Master Shake : Hey, look who just got a mini-bike!

  Meatwad : Look who just insulted me with this ten-horsepower piece of crap. You think I'm a child?

  Master Shake : Don't look at the streamers, look at the frame. This is a man's bike.

  Meatwad : Keep her cranked. Let me go get my dolly.

• Meatwad : [Meatwad has just described his trip to the Super Bowl, which sounds really similiar to that of taking a trip to a farm]  Yep, Super Bowl's are fun. We got bragging rights this year! Number one...

  Master Shake : Who?

  Meatwad : Number one!

  Master Shake : Who? Who's 'Number one'?

  Meatwad : I dunno...

  Master Shake : YOU DON'T KNOW? Because you went to a fucking FARM you fucking imbecile! Get back here, you cost me my one chance! I got fucking DIABETES and CANCER because of you!

• Master Shake : [Meatwad just won tickets to the Super Bowl in a bag of chips]  Give me those! Those are mine, I won them!

  Meatwad : I bought the bag! I get the bag and everything inside the bag!

  Master Shake : And you have the bag.

  [Puts Meatwad into bag] 

  Master Shake : Look, you're a deep sea diver. Go drink some salt water.

  Frylock : Shake, Meatwad bought the chips. The tickets are his.

  Master Shake : [hits wall]  Well, is that right?

  Frylock : Yeah, that's right.

  Master Shake : Well, no one escapes the... from... the... Alcatraz!

• Carl : Meat-man... ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.

• Master Shake : Who, who's number one?

  Meatwad : I don't know.

  Master Shake : You don't know, because you wouldn't blew a f***ing fine you f***ing imbusule, come back here you cost me my one chance! I got f***ing diabetes and cancer because of you.

• Master Shake : You lookin' for somethin'?

  Meatwad : Just everlasting peace.

• Meatwad : Yeah, that'd be fun... if I was stupid.