- Orel: But he's God, Reverend. Isn't everthing He does good?
- Reverend Putty: No. Not by a long shot! Everything He does is right but that's very different. Now, do us all a favor and repent before you make the whole town go up in flames.
- Orel: I sure will. Bye, Reverend. And thanks. Now I know that God is the scariest monster of all on Halloween.
- Reverend Putty: But also remember that the Lord's terror is not just for one day. You must keep it in your heart all year round.
- Doughy: Is being a policeman scary?
- Officer Papermouth: No, son. I'm never scared when I'm out on the beat, and I'll tell you why. It's because I have the best darn team backing me up on those streets. Officers God and Jesus. I know that God protects me from all danger and that Jesus guides my bullets straight into the brains and lungs of lawless slime.