Mortified (TV Series)

The Wedding (2007)

Marny Kennedy: Taylor Fry

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Quotes 

• Layla : What are we watching?

  Taylor : Mum and Dad's wedding video.

  Layla : Ah, gross!

• Hector : See?

  Taylor : Great. My unmarried parents are kissing. Thanks for pointing that one out.

• Taylor : Mum? Dad?

  Glenda Fry , Don Fry : Hm?

  Taylor : Have you guys ever considered making a longterm legal commitment to each other?

  Don Fry : We've already done that, squirt. It's called a mortgage.

• Don Fry : I'd like to dedicate this sonate to my beautiful Glenda.

  Taylor : [talking to the audience]  Notice how he didn't say "my beautiful *wife* Glenda"?

• Taylor : This is just great. My life is over, finished, kaputt!

• [Hector has just agreed to be the ring-bearer at Don's and Glenda's wedding] 

  Taylor : You've gone to the dark side, Hector. You're supposed to be my friend.

• Hector : Why do you always do this?

  Taylor : Do what?

  Hector : This! Make everything into a big drama?

  Taylor : Because it *is* a big drama?

• Taylor : This is a disaster. My life is ruined. Seriously, utterly, totally ruined.

  Hector : [Ignoring her]  Do you think I should *spike* my hair?

• [applying for a student exchange program, shortly before her parents' wedding] 

  Taylor : I've said my goodbyes, and I'm ready to start my student exchange as soon as possible, as far away as possible, I was thinking Swaziland or Zaire?