- Doctor Who: [as the TARDIS resists dematerialization before an explosion goes off] It's time this thing had a thorough overhaul.
- Earthling: I'll be in trouble back home.
- Doctor Who: Oh?
- Earthling: I told the wife I'd be in from work in twenty minutes.
- Doctor Who: Why, don't worry about that. We can get you back before you leave.
- Earthling: Oh, good.