- The Doctor: One, two... No, no, no. One, two...
- Child: Three, sir.
- The Doctor: What?
- Child: Three, sir, is what comes after two.
- The Doctor: Do you know, that's exactly what I thought.
- The Doctor: Ah, which is the quickest way out of here?
- [a group of helpful women point, but each in a different direction]
- The Doctor: Yes, well, that's democracy for you.
- Shardovan: I have the honour to be librarian for the dwellings of Castrovalva.
- The Doctor: Librarian? Books and stuff?
- Shardovan: Books ARE the principal business of a library, sir.