- Megatron: Dirge, report.
- Dirge: [over radio] Can't move or transform.
- Megatron: [turns to Starscream] I should have you disassembled for this!
- Starscream: Me? But what did I...
- Megatron: Silence!
- Director: You know, "Moist", I think we can use you. How'd you like a job as a - well, what should we call it, uh, "Vehicle Robot"?
- Spike Witwicky: Uh, Hoist can't, but I will!
- Carly: But you're not a vehicle robot.
- Spike Witwicky: Well, I-I'll fake it! I'll fake it!
- Spike Witwicky: Oh, no. The Autobots have gone movie-mad.
- Carly: Yeah, and the director's gonna be just plain mad.
- [the Autobots show the film of the Decepticons stealing the device to Wheeljack]
- Wheeljack: [laughs] THAT'S what Megatron wanted? Oh, brother! That thing never did work! I mean, if it had, I'd have taken it with us when we left Cybertron!