Brendon films a documentary about Melissa's grandfather that was supposed to be funny.Brendon films a documentary about Melissa's grandfather that was supposed to be funny.Brendon films a documentary about Melissa's grandfather that was supposed to be funny.
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- Brendon Small
- (voice)
- Paula Small
- (voice)
- Erik Robbins
- (voice)
- Ned Robbins
- (voice)
- (as WIll Lebow)
- …
- Writer
- (voice)
- (uncredited)
- Ronald Lynch
- (voice)
- (uncredited)
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Coach McGuirk: How do you spell 'sophisticated'?
Melissa: Uhh... OK, sophisticated: S - O - F...
Coach McGuirk: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Take it one letter at a time. As you were saying...
Melissa: Sophisticated: S - O - F... .
Coach McGuirk: Right, you know what? You don't have to do that spelling bee crap.
Melissa: It's just the way I know how to spell.
Coach McGuirk: But in reality, you don't have to say words before you spell them. Like I don't have to say say, every every, word word, twice twice, alright alright?
Melissa: OK!
[whispers to herself]
Melissa: Sophisticated.
[speaking]
Melissa: S -O...
Coach McGuirk: You did it again, Melissa!
Melissa: I'm sorry!
Coach McGuirk: Just spell the word!
Melissa: Um... I can't do it without saying it.
Coach McGuirk: C'mon!
Melissa: S - O - F...
Coach McGuirk: Alright, S - O - F...
Melissa: ...I - S - T - I - T - E...
[whispers]
Melissa: Sophisticated
[speaking]
Melissa: D... - C!...
Coach McGuirk: I thought it was over.
Melissa: ...D...
Coach McGuirk: C - D...
Melissa: And then another D at the end.
Coach McGuirk: Two Ds at the end?
Melissa: Does it look right with two Ds?
Coach McGuirk: No.
Melissa: One D.
Coach McGuirk: You have an eraser?
Melissa: Yeah.
Coach McGuirk: Well give it to me.
Melissa: The eraser smells like strawberries.
Coach McGuirk: Well it doesn't taste like strawberries. C... D... Wow, that's a long word.
Melissa: I know.
Coach McGuirk: Do me a favor, will ya? Read this to me and tell me what you think.
Melissa: What is it?
Coach McGuirk: It's a paper I wrote... an article. Yeah, I write for a newspaper occasionally.
Melissa: That's impressive.
Coach McGuirk: Yeah, just read it, please.
Melissa: "Handsome, Sofis... Sofis... Handsome..."
Coach McGuirk: [Coach grabs the clipboard] 'Sophisticated', Melissa.
Melissa: Oh, right! "Handsome, sophisticated man enjoys fine wine and lots of it, seeks beautiful girl for long walks." That's really nice, Coach McGuirk.
Coach McGuirk: Yeah, I changed it from 'enjoys alcohol'. I mean, I have to boil down my whole personality in one huge lie.
Melissa: You did a good job.
- ConnectionsReferences Titanic (1997)
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