Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Razor's Edge (1987)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades : I will not give up my principles for an hour and a half of pleasure.

  Peggy Bundy : Look, you don't have to give up any... An hour and a half? If you add up all the sex Al and I have ever had, it still doesn't come up to an hour and a half. At least not of pleasure.

• Peggy Bundy : Marcy, let me tell you a little something about men. You see, nature played a very cruel joke on them. It gave them a source of pleasure, but in order for it to work, the blood has to leave the brain. And, you see, it leaves them confused, disoriented, and eager to enter into negotiations.

• Al Bundy : Peg, you know those little brown potatoes that Steve makes? Can you do that?

  Peggy Bundy : Al, you know about making love for an hour and a half like Steve does? Can you do that?

  Al Bundy : Burger King?

• Peggy Bundy : I think I have a picture of Marcy, last summer, washing the car. You know, when she got her t-shirt wet. And you said something about taking her for a little spin, but you didn't use the car. You know, *that* picture.

  Steve Rhodes : I'm shaving, Al. I've never seen a t-shirt that wet.

  Al Bundy : Sit down, Steve.

  Steve Rhodes : I can't, Al.