Robert Cait: Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin, Gen. Torvek

Quotes 

• Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Uh oh!

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : I hate it when you say that!

• Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : I'd hate to lose all our spare gear.

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : The lighter we are, the faster we'll move. And *regulations* say: People are more important than machines.

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : Where does it say that?

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Well, if it doesn't, it should.

• Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : [the SHADO Force soldiers argue over giving information to Starcom]  I hate to break this up, but if we don't leave soon we're all going to get a sunburn like you wouldn't believe.

• Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : [hits an enemy ship]  Got 'em!

  [grunts as the ship is hit] 

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Yeah, well, don't get callouses on your hands patting yourself on the back.

• Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : I hate this.

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : It'd be an awful long trip without the trans-star warp drive, buddy.

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Yeah, and it's an awful short trip with it. I'd rather walk.

• Col. James 'Dash' Derringer : [after they shoot the ships firing on him]  I was comin' to save you guys.

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : That's all right. You can save us some other time.

• Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Heaven forbid that I should thwart regulations.

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : Never mind, I know: "A distress call has to be checked no matter who it is." But I don't have to like it.

• Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : It works!

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Well, considering it's not a *regulation* tow bar...