- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: [of Dash and Crowbar] Thousands of comedians out of work, and I got two of them, right here.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: [to Slim] So, how come they're letting *you* fly it?
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Oh, that's easy. They need the good pilots for backup. That's us.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: [Slim regains consciousness to find Dash has freed him from the plummeting Razor and is parachuting him down] Taxi, mister?
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: Maybe. Can you change a twenty?
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: [Slim fires on their base wall] Let me guess: that small problem you mentioned earlier?
- Gen. Torvek: So it would seem.
- Gen. Torvek: You wondered earlier what three Starcom vehicles could do?
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: Yes? So?
- Gen. Torvek: It seems that my robot drones and invaders have all been destroyed.
- Robot: Come forward and identify.
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Oh, look, your shoelace has come untied.
- [the robot glances down; he shoots it]
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Someone oughta work on these logic circuits.
- [last lines]
- Gen. Torvek: The emperor will not be pleased.
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: [on his shoulders] He's never pleased.
- [thumps his head]