- The Chameleon: [leaving the tied James and Mimi in the company of an activated bomb] Have a nice day, Bond. All fifteen seconds of it!
- The Chameleon: Now to pick up the paintings and frame Bond at the same time!
- [puts an empty picture frame around James' head]
- The Chameleon: Thanks for letting me borrow your face, Bond. I won't be needing it anymore now that it belongs to an art thief.
- Mimi Chaussée: [bringing IQ's explosive cake to James] I brought a little something from IQ. He says you will get a real bang out his new icing recipe.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [after James' escape] James must have escaped and he's planning to rob the Louvre!
- The Chameleon: [after the waterfall mirage has scared people away] Nice work, Lex. Now let's get these paintings out of here before your illusion runs out of water.
- Lex Illusion: [having placed all the stolen paintings on the train and leaving] This is going to be our gravy train!
- The Chameleon: [pointing a fire extinguisher at James, ready to throw him down the train] Pardon me, Bond, but I'm going to have to extinguish you.
- James Bond Jr.: [seeing the Chameleon being arrested] Looks like you just painted yourself right out of the picture, Chameleon.
- James Bond Jr.: You know, Trevor, maybe you should suggest to your parents that they open up a museum in your honor. When comes to looking foolish, you're an original.